7-Eleven Baby Cashes Out With the Ultimate Lucky Number Glow-Up
Talk about being born for greatness — literally. A baby came into this world at a 7-Eleven, on 7/11, weighing 7 pounds, and 7-Eleven said, “Yeah… this child is clearly chosen,” and handed her $7,111 for college.
Honestly? This baby’s résumé is already better than half of ours. Meanwhile, the rest of us were born in regular hospitals on regular days, weighing regular human amounts — and got sent home with a bill, not a scholarship.
Imagine growing up knowing your birth location was a convenience store. Not a hospital room — aisle 3, between the Slurpees and the beef jerky. And somehow that turned into tuition money.
If this kid doesn’t grow up to own 20 franchises and become the Slurpee CEO, we will all be disappointed.
Moral of the story: If you’re pregnant and feeling contractions near a gas station… don’t fight destiny.
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