Richard Thomas+FollowCeltics head coach Joe Mazzulla’s parking strategyJoe Mazzulla says he parks next to nice cars on purpose — not because he likes them, but because he knows nice cars try to park far away. “I just want to piss that guy off.” Then he adds that you should always back in, in case you need to make an escape. #NBA #Celtics #JoeMazzulla #NBA #Memes 10Share
Andrew Anderson+FollowKD is really the “only hoops” guyKD on why he doesn’t brush his hair: “I stopped getting cuts, stopped lotioning… I might go two days without hopping in that water.” That’s not “locked in.” That’s “basketball is my entire operating system.” No skincare. No barbers. No distractions. Just buckets. Respect or nasty work? #NBA #KevinDurant #NBA #Memes #Hoops #Basketball 10Share
Pamela Owens+FollowApparently KD thinks he’s Nat HickeyTo be fair, KD’s game might actually age better than most — no speed reliance, pure shot-making, 7 feet tall for no reason. Still… 45 is ancient by NBA standards. You think anyone could really pull that off? #NBA #KevinDurant #Memes #Basketball #Hoops #Longevity 10Share
Matthew Roberts+Follow40-year-old claims he’s Elon’s firstborn“Dad, can I borrow a rocket?” “Son, which one?” Internet aunties already planning the family reunion at SpaceX HQ. Until the DNA test results drop, we’re crowning him Acting Heir to the Tesla charger. #Memes #DNATesting #ElonMusk 698502Share
Andrew Anderson+FollowIs Klay still hooping? Klay’s bag this season might be more closet than court. #KlayThompson #Dallas #Mavs #NBA #Vibes #Memes 60Share
Steve Francis+FollowThe NBA’s “Five Greats” — Chinese meme editionChinese hoops fans remixed their fictional “Five Greats” into today’s NBA: 北丐 (Northern Beggar) → Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 西独 (Western “Solo”) → Luka Dončić 中神通 (Central Divine) → Nikola Jokić 东“鞋” (Eastern “Shoe”) → Giannis Antetokounmpo 南僧 (Southern Monk) → the zen GOAT archetype It’s a wordplay tour: swapping the wuxia titles with hoops royalty (and even a pun on Giannis’ signature shoes). If you know the novels, the roles fit interestingly. Other cast came to your mind? #NBA #Memes #Wuxia #HoopsCulture #ChineseCulture 20Share
Beth Holland+FollowThey Did Bronny Dirty“END IS NEAR” with Bronny at 20, Year 2 next to LeBron 40, Year 23 is insane. Let the kid breathe—he just got here and y’all put him on the farewell tour graphic. #NBA #Bronny #LeBron #Memes #Lakers 40Share
Logan Scott+FollowIs this defending champ energy?Between the slow-mo slither, the head tilt, and the hands to the sky, it’s performance art now for our MVP. #NBA #SGA #Thunder #FreeThrows #Memes #NBATalk 20Share
Pamela Owens+FollowHarden + face motion = ShaiAdmit it: there’s some Harden DNA in SGA’s game. The difference? Shai sprinkles it with slither drives, midrange patience, and a teleport euro that looks like slow-mo but cooks you anyway. Call it flopping, call it craft… either way the whistle and the scoreboard keep agreeing with him. #NBA #SGA #Thunder #JamesHarden #Memes 20Share
Steve Francis+FollowWhy Does Bronny Look the Same Age as LeBron Now?James brothers vibe?? #NBA #LeBron #Bronny #TunnelFits #Memes #LikeFatherLikeSon 20Share
