🎭 The Fabulous Gay Inquisition of Supreme Dictator Nicolás “La Diva” Maduro ✨ Hear ye, hear ye! ✨ By the glitter-polished decree of the Supreme Court of Camp, the Council of Sequins, and the Ministry of Sass, we hereby convene the Gay Inquisition of Autocrats — summoned to examine the curious case of: His Most Unbending, Slightly Mustachioed, Absolutely Theatrical Ex-President Nicolás “La Diva” Maduro Dictator Extraordinaire & Occasional Bird-Whisperer 🦜💅 👑 Biography & Background (with Glitter) Nicolás Maduro Moros was born on a dramatic November night in Caracas in 1962, to a family with working-class sparkle and trade-union flair. Before he donned the presidential sash, he drove buses, led unions with posh protest choreography, and traded chants with more verve than a vogue runway MC. � Wikipedia Ascending the political ladder like a queen snatching trophies, Maduro rose from stern union leader to Hugo Chávez’s heir and pantomime president — complete with controversial elections, contested legitimacy, and republican ru-paul-style drama. � Wikipedia His presidency, critics say, blended: authoritative decree-slaying like a judicial queen of secrets, electoral theatrics that would make any pageant judge blush, and economic chaos worthy of a cha-cha meltdown sequence. � Wikipedia But alas, the glitter dimmed… and the U.S. forces made a surprise grab for his choreography shoes. 🌐✈️ � Reuters 📜 Charges Before the Camp Council In a US court, La Diva Maduro pleaded not guilty to: narco-terrorism conspiracy cocaine importation conspiracy possession of machine guns and destructive devices conspiracy to possess machine guns (Oh honey, even that’s way more nude-reveal than RuPaul’s season finale!) � Wikipedia Despite the drama, Maduro asserts: “I’m not guilty — I was kidnapped!” …like some tragic prima donna whisked away mid-choreography. � TIME 💋 The Dictatorship According to the Inquisition What is a dictatorship? A regal queen!