Thought a horror movie about Jesus’ childhood starring Nicolas Cage as Joseph would be wild? Same. But The Carpenter’s Son is more snooze than shock. Instead of Cage going full madman, we get a weirdly bland coming-of-age story with a side of Bible fanfic and some awkward horror vibes. Not even CGI snakes or a mute Lilith can save it. Final verdict: SKIP IT unless you’re a Cage completionist. #Religion #NicolasCage #HorrorMovies